A New Low For Stupid

Saw a picture of a guy yesterday. He was holding up a professional looking sign that said, "A Job is a Right." If you've seen stupider than that, let me know. I may not respond right away, though. I'm seeing a cottage industry here. Already magic-markered a hundred each of: A Home on the Ocean is a RIght; Vacations in Hawaii are a Right; World Series Tickets are a Right; Health Care is a Right. What? That last one's already been taken? By whom? Damn the Progressives. Wait, is that one still available?